Friday, October 24, 2014

La Gata #39- Thu 10/23 - La Farsa

Chácharas makes Rita an offer of dinner and she accepts.

Omar busts up some Virginia-Carlos smoochies so Virginia can get back to the house before she gets in trouble.  He reminds her of her mother's threat to send her to an institution.  Carlos has had enough of her mom and says if Lorenza's threatening her, then he'll have to kidnap her so Lorenza can't send her away.  You go, Carlos!

Fela seems to be doing better.  She's had a bath and is sporting identical wavy locks to Esme.  She happily announces to Esme that she's finally found her family, because not only is Fernando her husband, but…tan, tan, taaaaaaaaan…Esme is her daughter.   Esme gives her the patented "Ay, Fela!" look and says that's not possible because her mother is dead, but she's sure Fernando and Fela will find their daughter again.  Esme leaves.  Fernando comes in to wish his Blanca a good night and marvel over having found her.  His kiss wakes her up and she freaks out a little and thinks he's a dream.  She seems to recognize him this time as "her" Fernando and tells him she thought she'd never see him again and she loves him.  Blanca cries that she never wants to leave him again, but she feels like she's slowly disappearing.  Fernando tells her they need to present themselves to Esme as her parents and then they'll be able to be a family.



Pablo wants to finish a painting of Esme so he can give it to her as a present.  He's looking forward to proposing tomorrow.

Blanca wants to run and tell Esme that they're her parents right now!  Fernando asks her to wait until he's cleared his name and she's doing better.  Fela returns and asks the nice man not to cry.  She introduces him to her doll baby again.  Fernando tries to beg Blanca to come back, but she's in Fela-land.  He tells her they'll be ok and asks about the man that took the baby away, like Rita told him. He asks her to remember and vows revenge against Augie and "that man."  "But, sir, don't get sad or I'll get sad, too."  Fernando backs off and tells her to rest because they're going to a party tomorrow to celebrate the engagement of their daughter to their enemy.  She asks for a kiss goodnight and Fernando obliges…on the forehead.  That got me right in the feels, as the kids are saying these days.

The next day, Esme is picking out her party dress.  Mercedes doesn't think it matters which dress--Esme's dreams are coming true today, and that's what's important.

Lorenza grumpily gives instructions to the caterers while Augie drinks.  Wow, they brought in booth seating?  That's impressive.  Pablo tries to get his dad to sober up, but Augie, like on Pablo's wedding day, suggests they toast together.  Pablo's not falling for it this time.  Lorenza is looking at this like the beginning of the end.

Esme is inviting the barrio crowd to the party, including Carlos, Maria, Rita, and Ines (Ines, however, isn't around).  Oh, please, Esme, give the nice ladies in Viewerville a thrill and get Carlos into a suit, I'm begging!  I think we've earned it!

Meatball opens up his shop to find the place gutted.  He's sure it was Garabato's crowd.  Well.  That couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Pablo seems to have gotten his dad to clean up and now gives him coffee.  He brags about how happy he is, which sends Augie back to the bottle.  Pablo is determined to pretend they're some kind of normal family who are all happy for him because he's happy.  Augie warns him his problems aren't over.  On the contrary, all his problems are starting today.

Fernando comes downstairs with a different enough look that I had to rewind and check…he's shaved off the goatee.  Mercedes brags that she's fixed up Fela and he won't even recognize her.  Jarocha munches on some toast while she tells him how good he looks.  Fela and Esme make their appearance and I think ALL the Martinez Negrete men are going to plotz.  Maybe this will be a fun party after all!

Meatball is running around looking for whoever stole his stuff.

Esme is nervous and wondering if she's overdressed, but everyone keeps reminding her that this is the way she's supposed to dress.  Fela is in that space where she's doing better, but isn't entirely Blanca yet.  She's glad she found her husband again and insists that Esme is their daughter, but her name is Renata.  Mr. 5ft and I are wondering how long before Fernando pulls Esme aside and asks her to just play along with Fela.

Pablo has finally suited up and Lorenza tells him he's always been her favorite.  Pablo says he understands that's where her overprotectiveness came from, but after today, that will end.  Sure, Pabs.  Pablo is worried about his dad's drinking and Lorenza makes excuses and blames Silencioso for forcing this on them.  Pablo says he's marrying Esme because he loves her, not because of Silencioso.

Garabato is holding a garage sale.  He's perfectly willing to sell Meatball all his stuff back, and at a discount.  Meatball pulls a gun on him, but his entire crew all have their own to point at Meatball.

Monica and her mom arrive at the party.  The marble foyer has been filled with tables.  Monica's mom is glad they came and keeps reminding Monica that she can't let Pablo get away with things.  And she'll be there all night to remind Monica of that.

Damian finally comes back from somewhere just in time to wish Esme luck.  Mercedes, Jarocha, and Damian have decided not to go to the party so they can keep an eye on the babies.  Mercedes tells Esme her live will be resolved today.  Rita, Maria, and Carlos arrive.  No suit.  Sorry, ladies, I guess we'll just have to keep waiting.

Mariano is wearing dark pants, a light brown jacket, a blue shirt, a salmon tie, and a red pocket square.  In case you were interested.  He tells Monica he's never seen her look so…different…impressive.  Monica reminds him that she's a woman, and one who, thanks to Mariano and her mom, now realizes just how much she's been made to suffer.  "Keep suffering…it looks good on you."

Team Esme arrive and are escorted to their table.  Monica doesn't approve of her mother dissing them, since they haven't done anything to her.  Mariano wants to know if Monica has a plan or if she's giving up.  "Can a woman give up on love?"  Monica looks across the foyer at Esme.  Goodbye to Nice!Monica, I guess.

Ines tries to make it sound like she didn't want to go to the party.  She objects to Esme's highfalutin' lifestyle.  Garabato reminds her that they don't rob their peeps.  Meatball was different.  "Well, sure, we can't touch Gata…but her boyfriend is fair game."  Garabato likes this loophole, especially when Ines says that if they up their game and rob houses instead of cars, they'll only have to split the take between the two of them.

Is Lorenza not wearing a huge necklace with that muumuu?  She's decided to go with huge teardrop earrings and a beaded neckline instead.  Augie is drinking again.  And threatening to explode.  Lorenza reminds him they need to put a good face on.  She tells him their enemies have arrived.  Augie downs the rest of his drink before turning around to see…Blanca!  He's impactado!  I cackle with glee.

Pablo comes over to Esme's table to tell her she looks beautiful and welcome everyone by name…though he hasn't met Maria yet.  Rita complains about being hungry and encourages Maria to join her in a raid on the buffet table.  Lorenza comes over to greet Esme, Fer, and Fela.  Fernando tells Lorenza they should take advantage of the press being there to make the public apology to Esme.  Pablo tries to head that off, saying that he and Esme have talked and they're not going to allow their relationship to be a pawn in whatever games Fernando is playing with los Martinez Negrete.  Fernando pulls rank.  Lorenza and Augie insulted Esme and they have to apologize, whether Pablo likes it or not.  Pablo and Esme slink away from the table.  'Cause really, how can you argue with that.

Augie is still in shock that Blanca is there with his biggest enemy after he made sure they would be separated.  He wonders if it's Blanca's ghost, come to make him pay.

Pablo tells Esme he luuuuuurves her above all things.  She agrees, but asks him to consider Fernando's POV.  And, besides, they had already agreed.  Monica comes over to ask "Gata" if she can borrow her boyfriend.  Pablo would prefer not to be borrowed, but lets himself get dragged away by syrupy Monica.  Meanwhile, Monica's mom moves to talk to Esme and Mariano begins the gloating.

Monica toasts with Pablo to "Gata's" happiness…and then kisses him just close enough to his mouth to make it look like she didn't miss.  Monica's mom starts trying to plant doubt with Esme and then lays out her "truth"…Pablo's too much man for her.  Who knew Monica's mom was such a comedienne?!  She continues, accusing Esme of letting her "protector" buy her a man, saying that Esme and Pablo are puppets.  Mariano smarmily raises his glass in Esme's direction after Monica's mommy goes to get a drink.

Vero walks Virginia to the party, but they're interrupted by a flirty Omar with Carlos.  Virginia is thrilled to get her hands on Carlos.  Well, I mean…she kind of has to do that so she can make sure it's him, but that doesn't mean she can't enjoy it!

Fernando is anxious to get to the "public apology" part of the evening…and the "engagement" part.  Lorenza tries to disavow responsibility for Pablo's behavior, then says she'll see what she can do.  Fela tells her doll that she knows this house and there are beautiful flowers outside.  Fernando says this used to be their house, before the thieves stole it.  "But they're going to start paying."  Esme comes back to the table and says Pablo's off with Monica and she's so uncomfortable that she wants to leave.  She says she and Pablo are both angry that they're being forced to do things this way.  Fernando pulls rank and says they're staying.

Pablo has a drink with Monica and complains that he was planning to propose to Esme tonight, but yet again, everyone else is pulling the strings.  Mariano comes over to ask when he's going to throw the noose over his head.  Pablo isn't sure, since he no longer wants to be part of this farce.  "Well, Silencioso and our parents have already decided your fate," smirks Mariano.

Lorenza tries to wrangle Augie.  He's still drinking and abdicates his duties to Lorenza.  She says she'll take care of things, but he needs to remain upright.

Virginia walks Carlos around the house, since everyone is distracted.  She tells him it's a nice house, full of luxuries, but no love.  All Virginia needs is Carlos and the air that she breathes.  Smoochies!

Rita and Maria also wander around.  They accost a serve who is annoyed that he's had to tell them repeatedly that he's only serving canapés right now.  Dorila sees them and tries to kick them out…but then she sees Rita's face and gets terrified.  Well, sure, Rita's face will do that to a person.  And Dorila's face is familiar to Rita.

Lorenza goes up to the balcony to announce to the assembled victims…uh, guests…that Esme is Pablo's future wife.  Amid the applause, Esme looks slightly pleased.  Fela looks up to the balcony and starts screaming that it's the devil!  That man is the devil!  She hides behind a pillar.  Fernando comforts her as Augie approaches, thinking that it's Blanca.  He manages to say to Esme that he only wants this party to be perfect.

Lorenza goes into the living room to tell Pablo to get in there and make a speech.  He's picked now to grow a spine and refuses to do this when he hasn't even proposed to Esme yet.  Monica says she'll help and goes into the other room.

From the balcony, Monica proposes a toast to Esme and says she's thrilled for her cousin…almost-cousin…almost-husband…ex-fiancé.  "We were going to get married, by mistake.  But we were brave enough to fix that mistake in time.  So I toast to the happy couple.  Because Gata can give him the happiness I can't give him."  Monica and her mom hug and then head back downstairs.

Lorenza pleads with Pablo to go to Esme and let the guests see how he loves her.  "If Monica comes off like a victim, we're going to look like the villains of the story!"  Pablo says he'll do something else.

Augie makes his drunken way to the balcony to accuse Fernando of forcing their son to marry Esme, who will never belong to their "class" because she's nothing more than a landfill cat.  "Friends, gentlemen of the press, I present to you…La Gata."

Tomorrow: Fernando vows; Augie dies.


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Comments:
At least this boring party had food. And drinks.
 

See? I felt like this was another blah blah blah and not much action episode!

You covered it perfectly though.

I'm dying to know the Rica and Dorila connection!

Pablo pissed me off. The minute Monica hit him with the lip lock he should have grabbed Esme and gotten out of there. Just Tuesday night they vowed not to let others interfere!
 

Thanks, 5ft. You really captured the flow of this multileveled farce of a celebration to perfection.

I loved Virginia greeting Carlos using the Braille method.

I couldn't figure out why Pablo didn't man up and behave like Esme's lover, which would have saved the evening in my opinion. Hiding out of site with Monica was about the dumbest thing he could have done.

By the way, I slipped into the mansion yesterday afternoon and swiped Augie's 80 proof booze and substituted some 140 proof stuff. I think that the results worked out pretty well. He was more sloshed than usual, and I loved it.

Augie dies? Damn! I was looking forward to him showering for the rest of his life in the clink with a 6ft. 9" guy named "Tiny."

Loved Virginia's statement that the M-N household is full of luxury and devoid of love.

Sara, like you I want to know how Rita and Dorila know each other.

Thanks again, 5ft, another perfect recounting.

David
 

I couldn't figure out why Pablo didn't man up and behave like Esme's lover, which would have saved the evening in my opinion. Hiding out of site with Monica was about the dumbest thing he could have done."

OMG THIS!!! It was driving me batty last night. Monica plants a kiss on him and then HE KEPT TALKING!! I didn't even catch Monica's mom's line because I was too busy watching them in the back ground. He didn't even look that angry. Mini anvil for him maybe?

I felt like the Rita/Dorila scene was the most revealing action of the night!
 

Thank you Kat.

"Pablo's too much man for her. Who knew Monica's mom was such a comedienne?!"

"Virginia is thrilled to get her hands on Carlos. Well, I mean…she kind of has to do that so she can make sure it's him"

Pablo, did it again. When things don't go his way he scampers into a corner and sulks. He is a spoiled rotten child. All these people are insane (including me) to have indulged this clown.

Fela - channel surfing

Monica - tame shrew

Esmeralda - tail twitching

Lorenza - am I the only sane one in the room

Mariano - ring side seat

Fernando - two, two, two mints in one

Augie - she needs to update her facebook profile

Carlos - see, washed my face

Rita - "Where's the beef"

 

Perfect Kat. You gave this episode more than it deserved. I could not believe that Pablo sat in a corner drinking with his ex, and left Esme to face the ridicule of his family and guests all alone. What a jerk!
 

Ever brilliant, tofie! Augie and Rita's entries are hilarious!
 

"I couldn't figure out why Pablo didn't man up and behave like Esme's lover, which would have saved the evening in my opinion. Hiding out of site with Monica was about the dumbest thing he could have done."

I'm just sick of this punk and he is such a coward. Esmeralda sure picked a winner.

Fernando is an idiot too and just sat there while his machinations blew up in his face.

Last night the only one that tried to stay on point was Lorenza. My kudos go to her dealing with a wimp, a clown and a pig tailed bully.


 

So the body count in this TN begins!
 

Gracias La Diva, I love this excellent recapture of last night's happening. I'm still sitting here with my mouth open. For me last night was a turning point in the story and a blah, blah, blah, ... lines would not have done it justice. Way too many good lines to even start listing.
Sue NY
 

Kat, this was fabulous, piled on top of yesterday's wonderful.

Now we see the purpose of the marble plantation--fill those empty acres with tables, chairs, and people. Then, use the bridge above to throw insults to the selected guests. It always makes me laugh when Fela starts calling Augie "the devil."

Gee, what a shame Meatball was robbed. Rita and Maria did a good job of representing the dump contingent at the party. Rita could learn to live off cocktail snacks.

Carlos looked great with his face cleaned. Braille, huh? Not sure that's the top skill he needs, but if it makes Virginia happy, ok. Mariano was overly dressed, with his multicolor glad rags.
 

Gracias, Sara! I'm amazed Rita and Dorila haven't run into each other before, especially with Dorila being such a busybody and Rita having shown up to get bribes from Augie.

Gracias, David! Excellent work with the booze switch. It's not a real party unless Augie has a drunken rant.

Gracias, tofie! Wow, right? When Lorenza is the only person making any kind of sense...pass the booze!

Gracias, Vivi! I'm a recap-as-I-go gal, so sometimes it's not until I get to the end that I realize I could have cut it down significantly.

Gracias, Steve! Don't hold me to it...the promo monkeys have been known to mess with us before. Lorenza might be freaking out prematurely, before doing anything practical like calling 911 or checking his pulse.

Gracias, Sue! I guess we'll see if it was a real turning point or if they faked us out and we're going to keep getting more of the same awkward back-and-forth.

Gracias, Paloma! I'm beside myself over the horrors inflicted on Meatball's place. And by that I mean--selling him back the furniture so he can keep selling his pizza of questionable authenticity.

OK, so as far as Pablo. Let me see if I understand this correctly...there's always some reason he's not "ready" to be with Esme...no degree, no job, no money...now he has all of that, all the misunderstandings are cleared up, and he even has grudging parental sign-off on the relationship annnnnnnnd...now he won't do the thing he wants most to do in life because "they" want him to do it? Fine, Pablo, you don't want your second marriage to your first wife to be for the benefit of your parents and in-laws? Then grab that girl, run out of there, and go get married right now without all the fuss! Otherwise, I kick you in the shins!
 

So, now that I think about it...is this why Jarocha wasn't there? Because she would have talked too much sense into everybody? Fernando definitely needs another one of her lectures about pushing Gata away, because right now, I think she's going to be royally pissed off when she finds out that he's her father. He's been so heavy-handed with the "you have to do this because you OWE me!" and now, he's keeping her mother from her. And I don't think everyone else keeping secrets for him is going to escape her wrath.

I predict another "I had more freedom when I was poor" statement from Esme, and soon! She went from doing her own thing to being pushed into being someone she's not comfortable being. Fine, so she's rich...well, guess what...when you're rich, but you don't care what people think, you get to do what you want! Even if that means not wearing a fabulous gown to a fancy party. Instead they keep telling her "Oh, you're high class now, and therefore you have to follow society's restrictive rules, whether you like them or not." What kind of trade-off is that?
 

I wanted to strangle Fernando when Blanca had a lucid moment while lying in bed and knew Esmeralda was her daughter and wanted to reunite as a family. He put a stop to that talk right quick and just as quick she flipped back to Fela. Dude triggered it by keeping her from her daughter.
 

tofie, I'll see your objection and raise you one...who cares that this stupid party was scheduled?! She obviously needs medical attention, and he opts for dressing her up and taking her out instead?! I kick Fernando in the shins for putting his "revenge" first!

And can they stop calling it "revenge," while we're at it? Most of what he's doing is following appropriate legal channels for justice. He's as bad at "revenge" as Augie and Lorenza are at being evil.
 

I think the dude gets off having two women but only has to feed & clothe one. He's got polite & refined and bats**t crazy rolled into one. Think of the closet space he'll save.
 

Think of the drama if Crazy Fela were back to her old self and could be refined Blanca, as hell-bent on revenge as her hubby!
 

Now, I'd pay to see Felanca push Lorenza down the stairs
 

As she screams "Those were MYYYYY rose bushes!"
 

Kat-LOL! MYYYY rose bushes!!!

Hello ladies and gentlmen,
If anyone can sub for October 28 (Tuesday), 31 (Friday), and November 4 (Tuesday) I would appreciate it and Kat would appreciate it even more. I am swamped at work with new state regulations/mandates/estupideces and I'm going to be having some longer work days and after school meetings.
 

Ooh, yes please! If anyone can sub, please do! Here's your chance to try your hand at the arcane art of recapping...all offers are welcome! All styles are valid! No perceived level of Spanish comprehension is "too little"--and you may even surprise yourself with how much you know!

In the absence of a sub, I'll put up discussion headers only.

And if anyone catches the bug and decides they want a regular gig, I don't really *have* to have 2 nights a week!
 

Just to clarify, volunteering to sub is NOT a prerequisite to becoming a regular recapper.

Caray, Caray! has covered shows with anywhere from 1 to 10 recappers per show. The ideal number, IMO, is 5 so that each person only has to focus on one night. We're currently operating at 3, which can get a little rough, but is still better than 1.

So, the offer to sub, guest-recap, become a regular...that's a standing offer, not dependent on circumstances, and you can take me up on it anytime. We just happen to have a specific need for the 28th, 31st, and 4th.
 

Kat- I'm so sorry I can't do tonight either!
Can anyone sub tonight?
 

Oops! Make that the 24th, 28th, 31st, and 4th! I'm giving you my best pleading glance with lowered head, looking up through my lashes! (OK, I checked the mirror...it's not that good...I'll work on it...in the meantime, imagine I'm Maite....)
 

Thank you 5 Foot! I haven't read comments yet. . .sometimes I like to react first! Thank you so much for this recap! I could not believe Pablo refusing to go to Esme's side and defend her against Monkey-ka, her mom and Augie. Jeezo-pete! What the heck purpose does this show of cowardice accomplish? Is he going ballistic today and we just didn't get a chance to see it yet? Can't wait to see what some of the rest of y'all think. Dang! So we have to pay for lovey-dovey scenes with Pablo's impotence in the face of full frontal aggression from his family?

"Landfill Cat". . .I like that. Counterpart to "Junkyard Dog" which is what Pablo needs to act like in defense of his Esme. Sheesh!

Lila
 

Omigosh, Lila, I knoooooow! He's all "I'm gonna do something else." And then he sits there. Really, dude?! Did you mean to open the can of whoop-ass and opened the can of "whatever" instead? I would love for him to actually react. Let's see what he does today.
 

Great comments today but first.

Thank you La Diva for such a great recap. You put so many good line into your recap how are we supposed to choose the best ones? You make it so hard. The whole recap was a hoot. Pablo brags about happiness, Augie drinks---syrupy Monica---Monica's mother the comedian---Lorenza wrangling Augie---Dorila terrified
by Rita's face---the assembled victims---Kat, you outdid yourself today.

David---Great job on the booze switch. Augie was at his very best last night, he couldn't have done it without you.

Question about Mariano---Who dresses this guy? I wouldn't be caught dead in his outfits.

Tofie---Rita-where's the beef? We didn't see her chowing down on a steak but the hors d'oeuvres were
better than anything that she's had in a long time I'm sure.
Monica--the tamed shrew LOL

Right Diva, give Pablo a good kick in the shins.

Ok---Now the Meatball. I am no supporter or friend of the Meatball but what Garabato did was wrong, just plain wrong. Garabato and his gang of thugs belong in jail as does Ines. It's interesting that some people are extremely poor but yet they turn out good--Esme, Maria, Damian, while others choose to live on the dark side.

Quite a speech by Augie. That extra strong alcohol did the trick David. My son is going to marry the landfill cat, La Gata!
Wow!! Is Augie going to die for that one>
must see tv esta noche.
the gringo




 

Gracias, gringo! I'm sure they're all going to end up in jail eventually. Some faster than others, out of sheer stupidity. I mean, "let's rob houses instead"--yeah, Ines, brilliant idea, since carjacking was going so well for you.
 

Hi, 5Foot. Please check your gmail.

Lila
 

Ooh, I have email! *runs to check*
 

5ft - Thanks. I was sure Pablo was just sitting there with Monica and doing nothing because they put a tranquilizer in his drink. With your terrific recap, I now realize they didn't even have to go to that extreme to get him to just sit there with his non-action self.

Surprisingly, I liked Lorenza's muumuu. The colors were great on her.

 

Gracias, Niecie! Yep, Pablo was just being his old Pablo-y self.
 

I was just stunned when Lorenza admitted to Pablo he was her favorite. Shock
 

" For me last night was a turning point in the story and a blah, blah, blah, ... lines would not have done it justice"

Sue in NY, I don't know why it took me all day for this to register! Is this by chance a criticism for Sara disguised as a compliment for me? If that's the case, please don't do this again. I refer you to the third rule listed on this post from our Blog Mom
 

5ft, wow, thank you, your recap was stupendous!
I actually got to watch the whole show last night and all I could think was A) they couldn't get a new dress for the doll and B) What the *Bleep* is Pablo doing slouched in that booth talking to Monica. What! It's your engagement party you FOOL!

I need for focus on that dark mystery man with the thick black hair...you know, Principe. Always faithful. Utters no inanities. No substance abuse issues and always lands on his feet when he falls off a ladder.

J in Oregon
 

Gracias, J! Hilarious observation about the doll...I do hope Fela recovers before matching doll outfits become a necessity. Mmm, Principe! He is a handsome fellow indeed.
 

5ft my comment earlier was not a complaint disguised as a compliment. I think you read too much into what was intended as an innocent remark.
 

Ok. Just take it as a warning, and the next time I see something that comes off that way, I'll delete it.
 

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